On Taking Dr. Charon's Final

You never gave us the study notes
never held a review the day before
we were supposed to take it.

You didn’t try to score the cheat sheet from friends?
Didn’t bargain with them for the answers?
Not that it matters, really. I gave each of you
a different copy of the test.

So very well prepared, I pen “C” for every answer
and cross my fingers.

He just has to let me pass.